• <a href="http://dlisted.com/2006/12/03/toupee-more-like-wig/
” target=”_blank”>Save this ‘fro: Forget jail. Phil Spector is in danger of having to give up his “hair” if convicted in the murder of Lana Clarkson in his Alhambra, California, home.
• Britney cover-up: While celebrating her 25th birthday, Britney Spears discovers panties and a human p-blocker. Meanwhile, without irony, her first hubby Jason Alexander and Shar Jackson continue to enjoy supplementing their incomes by appearing on various talk shows—until Brit fires off a cryptic missive to Jason.
• O, no she di’nt: Oprah‘s definitely-not-gay-BFF Gayle King admits to using the n-word as a term of endearment. (And never to Oprah, we assume.)
• Bigger in ’06: “New York” from Flavor of Love relishes the chance to show of her new breastseses on VH1’s Big In ’06 awards. Bloomberg must be so proud.