WARNING: NSFW Opie and Anthony’s rant

• Vacation time: XM Satellite Radio suspends Opie and Anthony for 30 days after some unflattering remarks they and their buddy Homeless Charlie made about Condoleezza Rice, Laura Bush, and Queen Elizabeth II.

• Purging of the pervs: MySpace deletes the profiles of “a few thousand” convicted sex offenders, but this guy is still there.

• Milkin’ it: The Lindsay Lohan vs. paparazzi fracas we chronicled has found its way into the courts as photog Giovanni Arnold sues the reckless starlet.

• Tranjaya: As quickly as he rose, Sanjaya Malakar has fallen, spending a recent evening performing “It’s Raining Men” at some strange tranny ball.

&bull: Alert Lars: Uh-oh. Music downloaders dream haystack.com just found a way around the RIAA.