There’s terrific news for everyone who misses the moral clarity of our struggle against the Soviet Union: the Cold War is back! Or at least that’s the impression you’d get reading the papers in the wake of the Russian incursion into Georgia. The president is telling the Russians to knock it off! The Russians are warning the Polish government to watch their asses! John McCain is ready to nuke someone right now, and the Democrats are once again urging the pussy policies of dialogue and sensible negotiation. We might even see another Olympic boycott! All we need is a new Rambo flick and it’s the eighties all over again!