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Ron Paul Army Feels Itchy and Scratchy

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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probably didn't know it, but those airplane contrails you see up in the sky are part of the government's plan to infect you with a nasty skin disease. Many Ron Paul supporters have been wise to this government conspiracy for a while now, including Dave Von Kleist (above), who was just added to the bill for the RonPaulapalooza blowout scheduled for this summer.

In addition to composing this truth-exposing anthem about the government's nanomicrobes, Von Kleist has also produced a devastating documentary that lays bare the government's complicity in orchestrating the 9/11 attacks. Von Kleist joins Poker Face on the RonPaulapalooza slate, a band that loves the rock group Boston but hates the "Satanic Jews" who "need to be cleansed from our planet."

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