Bret Michaels and his horde of stilettoed skanks reunited Sunday night to catch up, have a drink, resolve differences, and punch each other in the head. Hosted by Headbanger’s Ball alum Ricky Rachman, the post-season sit-down, even with the minor punching rift and the bounty of discount hair extensions, left plenty to be desired—most notably, any ditzy naked-girl antics that made this season so profoundly irresistible.
Runner-up Daisy actually arranged a few words that magically became sentences—some of which even made sense. Destiny kept her clothes on the whole time. Bret and his “rock of love,” Ambre, sat arm in arm cooing grossly at each other. Megan wasn’t even given a chance to be dumb and squeaky, and Kristy Joe, who we learned is now happily married to the same guy she was formerly unhappily married to, neither cried nor threatened to leave. The occasion was actually as normal as one featuring a fame-starved gaggle of poorly dressed trollops could be.