McCain Campaign Celebrates 1 Millionth Lie Told


Hey, remember yesterday when those news organizations were all, “So Rick Davis, John McCain‘s campaign manager, is totally connected to Freddie Mac through his lobbying company?” And the McCain campaign was like, “Whatever, you don’t know what you’re talking about, he’s been on a break since 2006, why do you keep lying about us, New York Times? You’re so mean!” And the media went, “OMG, we didn’t say he wasn’t on a break, we said that he’s STILL CONNECTED TO HIS COMPANY, which was making money from one of the massive mortgage corporations whose collapse helped fuel this whole financial crisis.” And the McCain team put their fingers and theirs ears and were just, “CAN’T HEAR YOU. ON A BREAK SINCE 2006!”

Of course you do. We were all IMing each other like “ZOMG WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?”

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