Radar obsessively tracks the boldface names in the country’s top gossip columns—Rush & Molloy, Cindy Adams, Page Six, Liz Smith, Gatecrasher, and MSNBC’s The Scoop …
Tinsley Mortimer: Two mentions (Gatecrasher, Rush & Molloy). Has the Tins been aping other celebs’ style? Allegedly the socialite buys the same dresses she sees on other boldface names like Hilary Duff and Sienna Miller so she’ll be featured in the “Who Wore It Best?” section of various tabloids. Maybe she’ll wear Jessica Simpson’s leftovers to a charity event called The Princess Race, where Tins and other socialites will compete in canoe races and golf battles in the Turks and Caicos to raise awareness about child sex trafficking.
Hilary Duff: Two mentions (Rush & Molloy, The Scoop). Though she may be dressing like Tinsley Mortimer, Hilary has no use for preppies. She didn’t even notice ex-boyfriend Joel Madden‘s tattoos after awhile.
Jared Leto: Two mentions (Rush & Molloy, Page Six). Not only does Leto’s band get mediocre reviews, his sexual prowess is nothing to write home about either. According to Penthouse Pet of the Year runner-up Krista Ayne, Jared is only a 7 out of 10 in the sack.