Obama on Britney: Cover Up!

BARACK THAT ASS UP Spears, Obama (inset)

Canvasing the area: Before a campaign speech at an art gallery, Barack Obama has aides remove a painting of Britney Spears‘s vajayjay.

Virtually naked: Playboy is setting up shop at Second Life. Expect the hotties to get a little more nekkid.

Threat level blue: Citing a threat to national security, Cyprus bans the Love Egg 2, a radio controlled vibrator.

Rated R for butts: Content in having rid the minds of America’s youth of sex and violence, the MPAA sets its sights on the third member of the unholy trinity: smoking.

Generator: The Terminator franchise lives, with 100 percent less Arnold.

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