COMPARE/CONTRAST Barton, cheese buns in question (inset) (Photo: Getty Images, Daily Mail)

• Pixel-hated: Mischa Barton is accusing an Aussie photographer of photoshopping cottage cheese onto her thighs. “They’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old,” says her rep. The cellulite pics first appeared in Britain’s Daily Mail.

• Concession prize: Barack Obama talks of Hillary Clinton as a possible running mate, saying “she is tireless, she is smart. She is capable. And so obviously she’d be on anybody’s shortlist to be a potential vice-presidential candidate.” Others say Obama needs something more than Hillary can provide.

• Flipping pages: Project Runway judge and former Elle fashion director Nina “Don’t Bore Nina” Garcia is rumored to be heading to Marie Claire, as is P-Runway after its fifth season.

SURE, THERE’S MORE: Lohan and LC?; a bong from the grave; and Taser parties!