If nothing else, John Cena-meets-Pat Robertson unordained preacher Justin Fatica proves that one way to figuratively swaddle the Sweet Baby Jesus is in pain—i.e. professing your love for the Lord while a doughey dude in jorts flatblasts you in the back with an aluminum folding chair. Also, it helps to hate on fat chicks.
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