The Wolves Are Back—And This Time, They’re Black

Yet another new John McCain ad! And this one’s in defense of Sarah Palin, who is apparently being threatened by wolves (who are presumably angered by her support for chasing them with planes and shooting them). No, just kidding, the wolves are actually lawyers “air-dropped” (there it is again) into Alaska by the Obama team to research Palin’s spotty record. It’s very clear: Barack Obama is setting wolves on a defenseless lady!

It’s funny; back in 2004, the Republicans told us that the Democrats were unable to protect America from the wolves (see the ad below). Four years later, they apparently are the wolves! The message: Democrats are a dark, scary danger, and they want to eat our women! Who will save us from these angry animal predators? Is there no hope?

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