Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia CEO Susan Lyne stepping down after four years as head of the company is a pretty boring nugget of inside media news that no one really cares about, us included. But then we noticed the picture accompanying the story and realized that Lyne didn’t step down from her job at all. Martha was obviously forced to push Lyne out due to her obsessive, Single White Female-like desire to become Martha. The hair! The cheek-bones! The supercilious smile! Clearly Martha had no other choice: Fire Lyne or battle her to the death in the basement of an apartment building.