• More of a catcher: On Japanese TV, Mariah Carey, clad in sky-high, glittery gold heels, proves she’s only got one Cannon on her arm. With her on the mound, what player couldn’t get to home base?

• Lost in arbitration: Bill Murray‘s wife Jennifer is filing for divorce, citing his “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.” Oh, and him allegedly hitting her in the face.

• Saturday right live: Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain is winning Ben Stein‘s money … as well as bucks from Warren Beatty, Jerry Bruckheimer, and Lorne Michaels.

• Right hand … randy: In England, 652 singles pull out the Twister board and have group fun on their first (prospective) date.