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Kristin Gore’s Sex Addiction

NAILING IT Gore (Photo: Getty Images)

Nail biter: Al Gore‘s daughter Kristin is reportedly writing Nailed, a sex comedy for Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel. The elevator pitch: a woman is accidentally shot in the head with a nail that activates the sex fiend part of her brain, becomes involved with sleazy congressman. Please, please don’t join those ugly striker-types, Kristin.

Itchy trigger finger: Pete Doherty‘s caught on a cell-phone video shooting heroin just hours after claiming sobriety on an awards show.

Paul-itical ATM: Ron Paul‘s Web posse accrues $4.2 million in 24 hours in commemoration of Guy Fawkes Day, which certainly accounts for the highest one-day donation to polling-percentage ratio of all time.

Brother hoods: Rudy Giuliani says that if his achievements are as good as federally investigated former NYC police commissioner Bernard Keric‘s crime-reduction results, “this country will be in great shape.” Moral: Get bad guys, unless they’re getting other bad guys for you.

Backroom ‘Bama: Turns out it was South Carolina Obama supporters who lobbied to keep Stephen Colbert off the Dem’s ballot. Barack’s fear of truthiness can at last be laid to rest.

Wand play: Daniel Radcliffe‘s naked production of Equuis is Broadway bound.