• Idol chatter: Larry King talks retirement and sees Ryan Seacrest as his replacement. But what does America think?
• Shaved from the headlines: The lazy writers over at CSI:Miami write a Britney-esque character into a new episode, head shaving and all.
• Shot down: After NRA panderer Mitt Romney refers to himself as a lifelong hunter, aides out him as having actually only hunted twice—and once he was hunting for wives.
• War crime: Doctors at a VA hospital mistakenly remove a 47-year-old Air Force vet’s right testicle when it was the left one that had to go.
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