• Truth in time: While Justin Bobby has yet to make an appearance on The Hills bonus episodes, he has returned to his modeling ways, posing for men’s label Orthodox. And though a “poor man’s Vincent Gallo” joke seems in order, given Gallo’s standing, it just doesn’t make much sense.
• American girl?: Despite her extremely poor reception at the Miss USA pageant, Heather Mills says she may be moving to the U.S. Hey, she only got £24.3 million in the divorce and the exchange rate’s right.
• Undercooked: Despite what the gossip mags say, Pete Wentz has denied that fiancé Ashlee Simpson has an eyeliner’d bun in the oven. Claims Wentz: “There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood…. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover.” Yeah, neither can we.
WAIT, THERE’S MORE: Harry Potter in court; America’s vagina; and Mrs. McCain has lifted recipes?