Jailbird Francis' New Suit
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
RECIDIVIST PAR EXCELLENCE Francis
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• When they grow up: Were they not royals, Princes William and Harry would like to fly helicopters and be a safari guide, respectively. Then they'd like to grab their sippy cups and watch some cartoons.
• Always low prices: Wal-Mart employees strike back by ripping the company off of $3 billion in merchandise. Who needs health insurance when you've got a free flatscreen?
• Paris Watch: Paris Hilton is moved from the medical ward back to the cold, damp cell where she contemplated suicide a week ago.
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