Jimmy Fallon: Merkin Hard or Hardly Merkin?
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
BALD EAGLE Fallon In today's New York Daily News, Rush & Molloy include a little vocab lesson to go with the usual Paris 'n Britney dish: "Jimmy Fallon needs a merkin for his pecs." Apparently, the former SNL star-turned-Where Is He Now? trivia answer looks like he has a "daddy long legs" on his chest when he gets out of a swimming pool.
Of course, readers familiar with semi-arcane English slang know that a merkin is actually "false hair for the female pudenda," according to Cecil Adams's Straight Dope.
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Should Fallon opt to cover his vagina, he need look no further than here.