The New York Post‘s Page Six makes note today of hapless Jennifer Aniston losing the war of boy things to giddy Cameron Diaz. You’ll remember that Diaz scooped up model Paul Sculfor after his relationship with Aniston fell apart, and that Aniston went about trying to nail down that cad John Mayer—who’d already romped all over Diaz back in the early aughts. Well look at this … Cameron’s sporting a ring! Like a ring that one person gives another person when both parties feel like now is as good a time as any to ruin their lives. And Aniston and Mayer? It’s almost too grody to recount. Is there an upside? Probably not. But that shouldn’t stop you from taking, or re-taking, the Jennifer Aniston Former Lover Quiz, or even reveling in a very special gallery of Aniston as her spirit is slowly—and then rapidly—broken.