Since that last post, we’ve heard precisely no new news about this bailout thing or that Sarah Palin person. So here’s this amusing little tidbit about reuniting under the threat of becoming a boozy 40-year-old spinster:

“Jennifer [Aniston] reached out to John [Mayer] first. She had a few glasses of wine—then decided to throw caution to the wind and make the first move.” Apparently the two have been talking every day for the past week, and John is “really looking forward to seeing her again soon.”

I guess it’s more than just amusing. It’s really sad as well. And gross—don’t forget gross. [DailyMail]