Bush Won't Lose Sleep Over Iowa Count
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
NO, MOVE, SLEEPY! Bush(Photo: Getty Images)
• Sweet dreams: President Bush plans to pass out before the Iowa results are tabulated, no doubt the dreamy effect of warmed milk, Barney cuddles, and Bonanza reruns.
• Uh oh, Lo: Would-be teetotalling darling Lindsay Lohan is spotted sucking on a big 'ol bottle of champers over New Year's. Like, on video and everything. Not to worry, though: Spokespeople say she jumped off her third dude-lap and made a quick call to her sponsor.
• Maternity homecoming: Neocon tartlet Elisabeth Hasselbeck will return to The View Monday, having survived the first couple months with her new baby boy.
• Final countdown: The last Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby tracking poll before tonight's caucuses predicts Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee to be winners. Now we sit back and let Iowa's esoteric system of candidate alignment, arithmetic, and re-arrangement run its course.
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