For those viewers who like their summer T.V. fare served with a mindless, heaping side of bitch slap, look no further than VH1’s newest reality show, I Love Money. Bringing together former contestants from Flavor of Love 1 and 2, Rock of Love 1 and 2, and I Love New York 1 and 2 eight of your favorite artificially augmented ladies and eight chiseled, gangster and/or perverted guys (talking to you Mr. Boston) have decided to skip over their quest for love and just get down to the real reason they’re on reality TV—money. The contestants will vie for $250,000 as they simultaneously live, hook up, and hate on each other in a mansion located in Huatulco, Mexico. Over the course of the show, the contestants will be put through a series of “mental and physical challenges based on the most memorable moments of the shows they were on.” Think bed wrestling, a spitting contest, and pole-climbing. In other words, great!