Hillary Clinton Threatens To Weep Ceaselessly Unless She Is Elected President

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“Sen. Hillary Clinton teared up this morning at an event at the Yale Child Study Center, where she worked while in law school in the early 1970s. A doctor, who was introducing Clinton, began to choke up, leading Clinton’s eyes to fill with tears, which she wiped out of her left eye…. ‘Well, I said I would not tear up; already we’re not exactly on the path,’ Clinton said with emotion after the introduction.” Clinton campaign spokespeople have suggested that if this most recent display of emotion allows the candidate to win Connecticut she will embark on a twenty city keening tour and follow up with a series of unscheduled wails in targeted swing states. [The Swamp]

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