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• Looking to spill: Not content with her $48.6 million divorce booty, Heather Mills is looking to sell her exclusives to any outlet that will pony up some cash.

• Love not war: Anti-war Dem and 17-term member of the House, Rep. John P. Murtha, has endorsed Hillary Clinton. Murtha explained his endorsement thusly: “Sen. Clinton is the candidate that will forge a consensus on health care, education, the economy, and the war in Iraq.” Clever.

• Women, funny: Tina Fey seems to think she’s funnier than Jon Stewart. It’s possible, too, that some even agree with her.

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