McCain Plots Headlock For Iran PM
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
Foul Mahmoud: John McCain says Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should be "physically restrained if necessary" from visiting ground zero in Manhattan. Grab your pitchforks and torches, y'all!
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