FedEx's $1M Consolation

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• : TMZ has the goods on the Spederline divorce settlement that has K-Fed walking away with $1 million of his ex-wife's money and a lifelong fear of former Mouseketeers.

• Mr. Hilton!: After being arrested for leading police on a 90-mph chase, a man claimed to be Dick Cheney, then Charlie's Angels' Jaclyn Smith, then Nicky Hilton's husband.

• Rock on: The Rev. Jesse Jackson throws his endorsement to Barack Obama.

• Potemkin village, Louisiana.: Google Maps replaces gutted New Orleans images with pre-Katrina satellite pics, claiming they just look better.

• Last in line: A day after MSNBC's Jeannette Walls and Reuters pickup her Parade mag interview, Page Six helps Halle Berry extend her warmed-over suicide story for another day.

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