Fabulous Style from T-Hag to Marcos

THE DIVINE MISS M Marcos, hello! • I have not come to bring peace but a sword: Salon sends a writer to Ted Haggard's New Life Church and wonders why no one saw signs of the pastor's sexual preference:

Coming back in the wake of the scandal, suddenly so much about his ministry feels, well, gay. The buff Air Force cadets strutting around in physique-skimming T-shirts. The scented candles lighted before prayer, the vanilla lattes available to be sipped at one of New Life's coffee bars afterward. The worship music that ranges from bumping to ballads, punctuated by pulsing lights and clubland-style smoke machines.

• Fire at Gatorland: AP reports that Florida's oldest tourist attraction has been damaged by a fire, which killed several animals.

• Someone asked him?: Lame duck British Prime Minister Tony Blair doesn't think Saddam Hussein should be hanged. Christopher Hitchens agrees.