It’s the most perfect iteration yet of the thousands of Details gay trend stories. Here are four men who thought they were gay, or accidentally became gay, or were gay in practice, and now no longer are these days! One of them is putting on a show about it! (On a stage!) It is the greatest 1000-word trend piece of our time, massaged into the accepted, tiresome shape, with an expert quote from an expert who has never even heard of such a thing. It’s really a work of great glossy beauty. It’s a thing conveyed in words where the words almost stop meaning things entirely as they stop conveying and it’s just almost an idea.