Dem Cheese Dean Starting to Hate Florida, Michigan

I PROMISE TO SCREW THIS UP Howard (Photo: Getty Images) • Decide for yourself: Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean tells bad early-primary children Michigan and Florida it's up to them how they handle their delegate debacles. Dean: "The rules, which were agreed to by the full DNC including representatives from Florida and Michigan over 18 months ago, allow for two options. First, either state can choose to resubmit a plan and run a party process to select delegates to the convention; second, they can wait until this summer and appeal to the Convention Credentials Committee."

• Homecoming dance: Prince Harry's recall from Afghanistan has a happy ending, as his hottie ex Chelsy Davy falls back into his battle-weary arms.

• Boom town: A small, injury-free explosion rocked New York's Times Square early this morning, damaging a military recruiting center. The blast was the result of a small explosive device tossed at the recruitment center, which is often the target of anti-war protests.

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