Cynthia Rodriguez is On Her Way to Becoming Very, Very Rich

The Smoking Gun has procured Cynthia Rodriguez's long-expected divorce filing, and its contents are what you'd expect: reference to husband Alex Rodriguez's "extra marital affairs and other marital misconduct" and the fact that the stripper-loving Yankee "emotionally abandoned his wife"; no specific reference to Madonna, his rumored lover.

Madonna today issued her first public denial of the affair, claiming that she only knows Rodriguez through their mutual manager Guy Oseary and is "not romantically involved" with him in any way, though one of Cynthia Rodriguez's lawyers told the Post that A-Rod's "relationship with Madonna was the latest situation in a series of events" that doomed the marriage. (The first situation presumably occurred last May, when her husband's face was plastered all over the tabloids after he was busted carrying around Toronto with a buxom Scores stripper.)