Chuck Norris Roundhouses Penguin

SERIOUSLY, VOTE … OR DIE Chuck, Huck (Photo: Getty Images)

Apparently Chuck Norris can’t take a joke.

Mike Huckabee endorser and campaign trail pal Norris sued Penguin Group Friday over Ian Specter‘s The Truth About Chuck Norris, a satirical send-up which contains a number of left-handed myths about the mustached macho man actor, including: “A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died … Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men … When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.” An attorney for Norris claims the book is a lie (doy!), that parts are racist, and demands publication be halted and copies be taken off the shelf.

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