• This Bud’s pour vous: Belgian-Brazilian beverage behemoth bids big bucks for Anheuser-Busch. Expect plenty of political hand-wringing about the sanctity of our national beverage.
• Oh brother: Simon & Schuster has announced that it will publish a tell-all memoir by Madonna‘s brother, Christopher Ciccone, next month. Madonna unsure whether to be totally pissed or just grateful for the attention.
• Deal or no deal: London police have charged a man and a woman with dealing drugs to Amy Winehouse. Police first began investigating the case following The Sun‘s publication of Amy’s cracked out video last January.
THERE IS MOST ASSUREDLY MORE: French love songs; Starbucks colonizing; and boozy ladies!