Brits Set To Be Entranced By The Perfect Vagina

[expletive] DEFINER Host Lisa Rogers How many jokes about female anatomy can we fit (Phit?) into an item about The Perfect [expletive], the BBC's upcoming documentary about the boom in vaginal cosmetic surgery among British women? Here goes: "Why even beat around the BUSH? If there's nothing else on the BOX that night, The Perfect [expletive] should make for pretty compelling television! Besides, it's better than watching reruns of The Office on the BOOB (Fallopian) TUBE. If nothing else, The Perfect [expletive] is sure to fill a GAPING HOLE in the otherwise boring summer television schedule. Either way, it beats sitting around and staring at the CARPET."