Hey, America, Check Under The Couch And See If You've Got Any Change To Give Detroit, Okay?

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

Hey, you! Busy week, huh? I mean, not only did you just become the owner of two gigantic mortgage companies, you also picked up a giant insurance firm as well. Bet you're thinking, wow, I should slow down a bit before I add anything more to my portfolio! But let me ask you something: Have you ever thought about getting into the automotive sector? Lot of upside, I swear. Really? You think the American auto industry is dying due to massive inefficiency, poor planning, and the need to reduce our dependence on oil and lower our carbon emissions? That's not the you I know!

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