Andrew Giuliani, Putz

SCRATCHED GOLFER Andrew The Duke University Men's Golf coach apparently does not appreciate Andrew Giuliani's sacrifices to improve his swing, much like the rest of this country does not appreciate his father Rudy's eminent sacrifices to protect this country in this time of terror, hatred, and other vague notions of evil. You see, Andrew seems to be an apple that did not fall too far from the self-victimizing tree, and has just sued Duke for the "unfounded accusations" and "Lord of the Flies" schemes that led to his being cut from the golf team.

RadarOnline.com took a look through the arcane Duke athletics website to get the skinny on why Andrew was axed, and we uncovered a scandalous possibility which will leave you shaking with rage: Maybe he got axed because he sucks at golf? (Well, compared to his former teammates, he does.)