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Grenier’s Green-Living Shtick Gets Airtime

OL’ GREEN EYES Adrian (Photo: Getty Images)

Last we checked in on greasy Entourage star Adrian Grenier, he was attempting to convince a Republican paramour to escort him home for a nightcap with the rather eloquent line, “So how about we go home and I fuck the shit out of you?” (It didn’t work.) Thankfully, he’s since decided to put his prodigious charm to better use: Grenier has recently inked a deal with the Discovery Channel to star in a 13-episode series tentatively titled The Green Life, in which he’ll travel the country—presumably by patchouli-powered hybrid bus or something equally irritating—and dole out advice about how regular folks can remodel their homes in an ecologically friendly manner.

Grenier is no doubt up for the task; his Brooklyn brownstone is insulated with fire-retardant, mold-retardant recycled denim. Let’s just hope that the family-friendly Discovery Channel edits out any obscene interactions between their eco poster boy and comely female PAs.