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This Is The Word Of The Lord: The 20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes Of All Time

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Dec. 9 2014, Updated 2:01 p.m. ET

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Kim Kardashian's fiancé Kanye West gets all the press for his big mouth, but Kourtney's baby daddy Scott Disick has some seriously epic (and groan-worthy!) one-liners of his own.

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20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes

1. "Whether it is Sir Disick, Lord Disick, or Count Disick, becoming royal is really gonna get the respect that I deserve. Like, I don't need to be walking around like some peasant."

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Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian

20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes

2.To his baby mama Kourtney: "Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you why: Because we're not in a movie!"

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3. To his momager-in-law, Kris Jenner: "I never realized you were so fun, Jenner. You get drunk during the day, you like to go shopping. I mean, you're right up my alley!"

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Scott Disick

20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes

4. "I don't mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I'm a great guy … I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model. I'm the American dream!"

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5. "When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me."

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6. "My great-granddaddy was a pimp."

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7. "Three thousand dollars for a walking stick? Sounds reasonable."

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20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes
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8. "People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!"

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20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes
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9. "We on a galaxy that haters cannot visit. That's my reality so get off my Scott Disick."

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10. "I can't wait to unleash my fall trend to the world: the walking stick."

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20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes
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11. "You don't respect my religion? I don't respect your outfit."

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Scott Disick

20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes

12. "I'm kind of a big deal."

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20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes
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13. "My hair is flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano swallows."

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes
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14. "I swear, every time Kourtney hears me say something funny, she tweets it and makes pretend she came up with it."

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Scott Disick

20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes

15. "I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!"

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16. "I like to work as little as possible to make the most money."

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20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes
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17. "Kris Jenner has def threatened to kill me, but who hasn't?"

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20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes
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18. "I'm almost human, but not all there."

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes
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19."I should make bracelets that say … What Would Scott Disick do."

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Scott Disick/Rob Kardashian

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20. On Rob Kardashian's stint on Dancing with the Stars, "Kid's got moves. I could only imagine him in the sack!"

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