This Is The Word Of The Lord: The 20 Most Outrageous Scott Disick Quotes Of All Time

Kim Kardashian's fiancé Kanye West gets all the press for his big mouth, but Kourtney's baby daddy Scott Disick has some seriously epic (and groan-worthy!) one-liners of his own.

1. "Whether it is Sir Disick, Lord Disick, or Count Disick, becoming royal is really gonna get the respect that I deserve. Like, I don't need to be walking around like some peasant."

2.To his baby mama Kourtney: "Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you why: Because we're not in a movie!"

3. To his momager-in-law, Kris Jenner: "I never realized you were so fun, Jenner. You get drunk during the day, you like to go shopping. I mean, you're right up my alley!"

4. "I don't mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I'm a great guy … I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model. I'm the American dream!"

5. "When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me."

6. "My great-granddaddy was a pimp."

7. "Three thousand dollars for a walking stick? Sounds reasonable."

8. "People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!"

9. "We on a galaxy that haters cannot visit. That's my reality so get off my Scott Disick."

10. "I can't wait to unleash my fall trend to the world: the walking stick."

11. "You don't respect my religion? I don't respect your outfit."

12. "I'm kind of a big deal."

13. "My hair is flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano swallows."

14. "I swear, every time Kourtney hears me say something funny, she tweets it and makes pretend she came up with it."

15. "I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!"

16. "I like to work as little as possible to make the most money."

17. "Kris Jenner has def threatened to kill me, but who hasn't?"

18. "I'm almost human, but not all there."

19."I should make bracelets that say … What Would Scott Disick do."

20. On Rob Kardashian's stint on Dancing with the Stars, "Kid's got moves. I could only imagine him in the sack!"