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They Really Did Say It! 50 Outrageous Kardashian Quotes

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Sep. 22 2016, Updated 4:40 p.m. ET

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From politics to plastic surgery, nothing is off limits for the Kardashians!

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Kim Kardashian and Ellen Kardashian

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Kim declared when the family slapped stepmom Ellen Kardashian with a lawsuit, alleging that she sold their property to a magazine publishing company, “The slippery snake has been served!”

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner

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Kim said when she suffered a painful incident during her pregnancy, “If labor’s worse than this, I’ll hang myself. I’ll literally take a knife and slit my throat!” Luckily, it wasn’t necessary and she’s now a proud mom of baby North!

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Kim Kardashian

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Kim commenting on her heritage: “I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal!”

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Kim Kardashian and Barack Obama

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Kim was ridiculed for speaking out about why she believed in Barack Obama during the 2012 presidential campaign: "He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto."

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Kim Kardashian

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Kim on her famous booty: "I don't understand why everyone is always going on about my butt. I'm Armenian. It's normal."

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Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber

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Kim on a photo shoot she did with pop star Justin Bieber that got misinterpreted: "Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a…romantic vacation together, in the Bahamas, and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he's dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously--who would walk to the beach like that?"

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Kim Kardashian

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Kim shared her thoughts on plastic surgery: "I'll have surgery at some point. I’ll do my boobs for sure. I'll never do my butt -- I mean how would you sit down?"

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Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher

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Kim wrote in her blog, "Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, ha, ha. Gross little monkey!"

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Kim Kardashian and Rocky

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Kim on why she neutered her dog, Rocky: "I don't like big balls on a dog."

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Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton

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Kim on former pal Paris Hilton’s comment that her rear end looked like cottage cheese in a trash bag: "If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross, I really don't care. At least I have a butt."

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Kim Kardashian

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Kim showed she doesn’t care about her weight by saying, "For me, skinny is just a style of jeans -- not a goal."

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Kim showed she doesn’t care about her weight by saying, "For me, skinny is just a style of jeans -- not a goal."

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Kim Kardashian

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Priorities, priorites! Kim has said, "I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light."

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Kim Kardashian

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Kim isn’t shy about treating herself! She admitted, "I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted."

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Kim Kardashian

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According to Kim, bad media coverage doesn’t faze her: "I couldn't care less if they the media say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother."

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Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian

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Kim said she’s alcohol-free but the same can’t be said for her sisters! "I've never been a drinker, I've never gotten into drugs ... You know, I think I have such a close family ... I think you know my sisters do enough drinking to kind of fill up the whole family."

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Kim and Khloe Kardashian

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Kim to Khloe when the sisters got hair removal on their show in the same room: "You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought.”

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Khloe and Kim Kardashian

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Kim raged at Khloe for waking her up one hour early: "How f***ing dare you? You're such an evil b***h. How spiteful and jealous are you? How f***ing dare you, Khloe? You crossed a major line with me. That s*** is not okay. You dumb, evil, little f***ing troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You're disgusting."

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Kim Kardashian

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Kim on her famous booty: "A few people have asked if it's real. You can grab it if you want."

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Kim Kardashian and Britney Spears

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Kim on Britney Spears: "She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks'? Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks."

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Kim Kardashian and Gerard Butler

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Kim was repulsed when Mama Kris suggested she go on a date with Gerard Butler. "How about barf?" Kim said.

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush

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Kim, who dated the NFL’s Reggie Bush, commented, "Every girl who has dated a football player ... They all have sex the same way."

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Kim Kardashian

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Kim showed she had no fear of Botox injections. "I think I can handle it, I have a really high tolerance for pain,” she said.

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Khloe Kardashian

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After Khloe’s nipples showed through her blouse when she hosted The X Factor, she told Fox & Friends, "I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples— perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life."

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Kourtney Kardashian, Mason Disick and Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe on her sister Kourtney’s breast-feeding of son Mason: "Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child."

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Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe is a fan of briefs for men! "Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!" she suggested.

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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian

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Ladies, don’t you dare hit on Khloe’s husband Lamar Odom! Khloe told The Insider: "If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them."

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Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe said during a family meeting to decide what to do about stepmom Ellen Kardashian, whom they claim sold their property to a magazine company, “I just want to s--- on her face!”

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Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe on the blow-up giraffe, Henry, that hubby Lamar sent her: "Henry likes when you ride him."

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Khloe to her stepfather, Bruce Jenner, regarding golfing: "I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.”

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

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During the NBA lockout, Khloe weathered sleepless nights with Lamar when he suffered insomnia. When Lamar insisted she was getting six hours of sleep a night, Khloe raged, “F--- me with a dildo if that’s what you think! Sometimes, a b**** snaps."

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Khloe made fun of her mom Kris’ footsteps when she arrived to meet the girls: "I hear the pitter-patter of a dinosaur."

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Khloe told her sister Kim’s fiancé Kris Humphries before the infamous wedding, “Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein. You just need little bolts right here.” Then she pointed to her neck!

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Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner

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Khloe told Kris after her facelift, “Your neck doesn’t look like leather anymore!”

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Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner

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Khloe commented to mom Kris on her short ‘do, “Your hair is like shorter than a vagina’s bush!”

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Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe once admitted the truth about herself: “I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a b***h."

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Khloe Kardashian, Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

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Khloe on Kim and then-boyfriend, football player Reggie Bush, “I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can't do much better than that.”

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Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe spoke out about handling kids: “A lot of adults don’t think it’s their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time.”

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Khloe and Kim Kardashian

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Khloe showed she knew her sister Kim more than well, saying, “Her nickname isn’t Elizabeth Taylor just for the diamonds.”

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Khloe shared her odd view on that time of the month: "Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you."

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Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe said to her mom Kris about writing Kim's prenuptial agreement with Kris Humphries, “She’ll thank us all later when she still has a place to live.”

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Kris Jenner

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After Scott Disick praised her diamonds, momager Kris Jenner said, "Thank you. A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at ten 'o' clock in the morning."

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Kris Jenner

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Kris said to Kim as they shopped for tennis gear, “Honey, anytime there’s balls involved, it’s my kind of game.”

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Kris on her life philosophy, “If somebody says no, you’re asking the wrong person.”

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Kourtney Kardashian

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Kourtney shared a novel idea with her sisters: “Have you ever put food up your ass? A pickle would be good.”

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Kourtney Kardashian and Mason Disick

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Kourtney spoke out about motherhood, "I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it."

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Kourtney about working with photographer Ashley Paige, "I'm ready to shove a taco up her a**."

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Kourtney admitted, "I'm such a b**** when I'm hungry. Like, stone cold biatch."

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Scott Disick

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Kourtney’s baby daddy Scott Disick said, “When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me."

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Scott Disick

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Kourtney’s baby daddy Scott Disick said, “When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me."

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Scott Disick

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Scott dismissed those who didn’t like his douche-y ways on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, saying, “All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model – I’m the American dream!”

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Scott Disick

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Kourtney’s man Scott pontificated, "I’m like a Lord of something. I just don’t know what. I’m trying to figure it out …"

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