Stupid Celebrity Tweets
Dec. 9 2014, Updated 2:09 p.m. ET
Kim Kardashian
"I'm on the airplane... love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!" - Kim Kardashian
"Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I'm looking to have a conference... not until I get the table though" - Kanye West
50 Cent
"I can't believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich f**k this I'm going home I don't need this s**t." - 50 Cent
Nicole Richie
"I'm, like, soooooo pretty" - Nicole Richie
Kourtney Kardashian
"Do ants have d**cks?" - Kourtney Kardashian
Jon Gosselin
"This farmville thing is so addicting and fun. and now you can get puppies! how fun!! gotta love this stuff!!!!" - Jon Gosselin
Kirstie Alley
"I'm leavin on a jet train....." - Kirstie Alley
Lindsay Lohan
"WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace." - Lindsay Lohan
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Sherri Shepherd
"OMG just woke up and my rear is plugged - tried everything - yawning...pinching my nose, closing mouth and pushing out breath... won't unstop" - Sherri Shepherd
Tom Cruise
"Wow there are a lot of people with Bieber in their name. Someone should figure out how2 turn Justin Bieber background & names into energy." - Tom Cruise
