Not Every Star Thinks Before They Speak! 25 Really Stupid Celebrity Quotes
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Dec. 8 2014, Updated 8:26 p.m. ET
Jessica Simpson
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"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'" - Jessica Simpson
Shaquille O’Neal
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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
Britney Spears
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Britney Spears on Japan - "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
Christina Aguilera
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Christina Aguilera on film festivals: "So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?"
Charlie Sheen
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"I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man." - Charlie Sheen
Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton talking to the press about Wal-Mart - "Do they like make walls there?"
Joaquin Phoenix
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"Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp." - Joaquin Phoenix
Tara Reid
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"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." - Tara Reid
Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz on science: "I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
David Beckham
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“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.” - David Beckham
Mariah Carey
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry,” Mariah Carey once said. “I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Winona Ryder
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“I feel my best when I am happy.” – Winona Ryder
Jon Gosselin
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"People think I have changed, and I have changed. I’m now the person I know I am." - John Goselin
Sylvester Stallone
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"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." – Sylvester Stallone
Kanye West
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“I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.” - Kanye West
Paula Abdul
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“I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.” – Paula Abdul
Kris Humphries
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“It was totally different than being in a basketball game.” – Kris Humphries on his wedding to Kim Kardashian
Johnny Depp
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"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive." –Johnny Depp
Kim Kardashian
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"I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel." – Kim Kardashian
Ryan Lochte
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“My philosophy is, if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.” – Ryan Lochte
Justin Bieber
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"I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad." – Justin Bieber on politics
Mike Tyson
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“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.” – Mike Tyson
Kate Moss
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“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” – Kate Moss
Gwyneth Paltrow
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“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.” – Gwyneth Paltrow
Lindsay Lohan
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"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be." – Lindsay Lohan