"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'" - Jessica Simpson
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
Britney Spears on Japan - "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
Christina Aguilera on film festivals: "So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?"
"I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man." - Charlie Sheen
Paris Hilton talking to the press about Wal-Mart - "Do they like make walls there?"
"Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp." - Joaquin Phoenix
"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." - Tara Reid
Cameron Diaz on science: "I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.” - David Beckham
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry,” Mariah Carey once said. “I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
“I feel my best when I am happy.” – Winona Ryder
"People think I have changed, and I have changed. I’m now the person I know I am." - John Goselin
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." – Sylvester Stallone
“I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.” - Kanye West
“I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.” – Paula Abdul
“It was totally different than being in a basketball game.” – Kris Humphries on his wedding to Kim Kardashian
"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive." –Johnny Depp
"I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel." – Kim Kardashian
“My philosophy is, if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.” – Ryan Lochte
"I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad." – Justin Bieber on politics
“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.” – Mike Tyson
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” – Kate Moss
“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.” – Gwyneth Paltrow
"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be." – Lindsay Lohan