Looking For Love – And Engaged! ‘Housewives’ Dad George Teichner Has A Cringe-worthy Match.com Profile

Dec. 17 2014, Updated 11:58 a.m. ET
OMG! Aviva Drescher’s raunchy dad George has an R-rated Match.com profile — even though he’s newly engaged! See it all here.
George Teichner

RHONY star George Teichner is engaged, but his profile listed he was active with 24 hours.
George Teichner

RHONY star George Teichner is engaged, but his profile listed he was active with 24 hours.
George Teichner

RHONY star George Teichner is engaged, but his profile listed he was active with 24 hours.
George Teichner

As fans have seen on the show, the elderly reality star loves the ladies, and it's further evidenced by his “Favorite things”: “The euphoria and butterflies that go with getting through the night with a female mate and unfettered indulgence."
George Teichner

As fans have seen on the show, the elderly reality star loves the ladies, and it's further evidenced by his “Favorite things”: “The euphoria and butterflies that go with getting through the night with a female mate and unfettered indulgence."
George Teichner

As fans have seen on the show, the elderly reality star loves the ladies, and it's further evidenced by his “Favorite things”: “The euphoria and butterflies that go with getting through the night with a female mate and unfettered indulgence."
George Teichner

As fans have seen on the show, the elderly reality star loves the ladies, and it's further evidenced by his “Favorite things”: “The euphoria and butterflies that go with getting through the night with a female mate and unfettered indulgence."
George Teichner

The 78-year-old fibbed about his age on his profile, writing he is 58. "It's not meant to mislead, because my body-heart-mind reflects genetics, long-term emotional and physical health as well as the effort I have made to take care of myself over the years," he writes.
George Teichner

The 78-year-old fibbed about his age on his profile, writing he is 58. "It's not meant to mislead, because my body-heart-mind reflects genetics, long-term emotional and physical health as well as the effort I have made to take care of myself over the years," he writes.
George Teichner


What are the millionaire's favorite hot spots? "First class anywhere," he writes.
George Teichner

What are the millionaire's favorite hot spots? "First class anywhere," he writes.
George Teichner

What are the millionaire's favorite hot spots? "First class anywhere," he writes.