Turtle Time, Prostitution Whore, Twirl & More! The 15 Most Epic ‘Real Housewives’ Catchphrases

Sept. 22 2016, Updated 2:29 p.m. ET
It wouldn’t be a housewives show if the women didn’t have something obnoxiously over-the-top to say. But over the years, some of their most WTF verbal moments have turned into the trademarks of the series. Check out our top 15 favorite housewives catchphrases of all time!

Kenya Moore
“I’m gone with the wind, fabulous. Twirl. Twirl. Twirl.” — Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kenya Moore
Melissa Gorga

“Sexy life, loyal wife. Take a page from my book.” — Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Melissa Gorga
NeNe Leakes
“I’m rich, b***h!” — Real Housewives of Atlanta’s NeNe Leakes
Romona Singer
“Turtle time!” — Real Housewives of New York City’s Ramona Singer
LuAnne
“Money can’t buy you class.” — Real Housewives of New York City’s Countess LuAnn de Lesseps
Kim Zolciak
“Don’t be tardy for the party.” — Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak
Kim Richards
“You’re a slut, pig.” — Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Kim Richards
Teresa Giudice
“Prostitution whore!” — Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice
Kristen Taekman

“I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m pretty.” — Real Housewives of New York City's Kristen Taekman
Michaele Salahi

“You work hard, you give a lot of love, and you end up at the White House.” — Real Housewives of D.C.’s Michaele Salahi
Heather Dubrow

“I may be married to a plastic surgeon but I am 98 percent real.” — Real Housewives of Orange County’s Heather Dubrow
Rosie Pierri

“I will rip her f---ing head off!” — Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Rosie Pierri
Kelly Bensimon


"Your blood type is Pinot Grigio.” — Real Housewives of New York City’s Kelly Bensimon
Taylor Armstrong

"I'm about to take you out back and pull some Oklahoma on your a**.” — Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Taylor Armstrong
Pheadra Parks

“I’m a donkalogist.” — Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Phaedra Parks
Heather Thomson

“Holla!!” — Real Housewives of New York City’s Heather Thomson