This Real Estate Deal Is No Joke: Louis C.K. Buys Shelter Island Vacation Home

The comedian has snatched himself up quite the vacation “cottage” on Shelter Island in New York, but by the looks of it, Primrose Cottage offers a whole lot more than a quiet escape.

Measuring at 4,957 square feet, Primrose Cottage has six bedrooms and 3.5 baths. The comedian reportedly paid $2,440,000 for the Shelter Island getaway.

Measuring at 4,957 square feet, Primrose Cottage has six bedrooms and 3.5 baths. The comedian reportedly paid $2,440,000 for the Shelter Island getaway.

The Tudor-style home sits on two waterfront acres with plenty of green space.

A vintage sign naming the house gives this large home a quaint feeling.

A vintage sign naming the house gives this large home a quaint feeling.

Large rooms and a screened-in patio would make it easy to relax both indoors and outdoors.

The waterfront property comes with a private dock for easy access to West Neck Harbor and Noyac Bay.

The waterfront property comes with a private dock for easy access to West Neck Harbor and Noyac Bay.

Cozying up to a fireplace in winter is easy with built-in benches and comfy couches.