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Khloe’s Most Quotable! 30 Of The 'KUWTK' Star’s Kookiest Comments

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Sep. 22 2016, Updated 5:41 p.m. ET

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Khloe Kardashian has the biggest mouth on reality TV, so she’s constantly pushing the envelope with her krazy comments on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, on social media and during interviews. Here’s RadarOnline.com’s guide to the 30-year-old Kardashian family spark plug’s 30 most outrageous quotes!

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Khloe Kardashian has the biggest mouth on reality TV, so she’s constantly pushing the envelope with her krazy comments on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, on social media and during interviews. Here’s RadarOnline.com’s guide to the 30-year-old Kardashian family spark plug’s 30 most outrageous quotes!

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Dissing The Momager: Khloe has no problem bashing her mother! In a 2014 KUWTK episode, she took aim at Kris Jenner’s sexy personal photo shoot that exposed the momager’s nipples and other lady bits. Khloé snorted, “You’re obviously not asking someone to say, ‘Your eyes look good.’ You are saying… ‘oh, is it hot or cold today?’’’ Khloé fumed, “Do you even have underwear on? You are so gross! Vagina out, ass out, t*ts out.”

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Whore War: Khloé has commented callously to sister Kim Kardashian that their mom is a whore! Khloé said on KUWTK that Jenner should be able to face daughter Kendall’s sniping because, “If you whore yourself out that much and have six kids, you should have a little repercussions.” But later, Khloé conceded she was a bad influence on Kendall.

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Black Is Beautiful: Although Khloé’s marriage to Lamar Odom failed, she still loves African-American men, and so does her sister Kim, who is married to Kanye West. In a recent KUWTK episode, Kim told Khloé she’d suffered a racist run-in on an airplane with a woman who slammed her for being with West. Fiery Khloé responded, “I would say, hashtag, ‘I only like black c**k!’ That’s what I would say!”

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Sleep Disorder: During E!’s spinoff show, Khloé and Lamar, the TV reality sister had strong words with her then-husband over how his insomnia kept her awake during the NBA lockout. When Odom insisted to Khloé she still got six hours of sleep a night, Khloé snapped, “F*ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.” She added, “Sometimes a bitch snaps.”

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Breast Foot Forward: In 2010, Khloé announced on Twitter that her sister Kourtney, after giving birth to son Mason, “just admitted that she tasted her own breast milk. Ummmm TMI," Khloé wrote. "Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child."

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Boxers Or Briefs?: Khloé revealed she is a fan of briefs for men. She wrote helpfully on Twitter, “Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!”

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Khloé The Catfighter: The KUWTK star finally had to divorce Lamar Odom, who allegedly cheated on her with multiple women. But she didn’t go out without a fight. While she was still married, Khloé told The Insider: “If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.” Obviously, for Khloé, that attitude wasn’t enough!

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Khloé-ing It Like It Is: Khloé once admitted the truth about herself: “I'm Khloé. My sisters say I am a b*tch."

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Evil Stepmother? On KUWTK, Khloé was more than candid during a family meeting to decide what to do about stepmom Ellen Kardashian, whom they claimed sold their property to a magazine company. “I just want to s--- on her face!” Khloé declared.

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Laugh About Giraffe: Khloé shared with E! viewers a good use for a toy giraffe that hubby Lamar sent her: "Henry likes when you ride him."

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During a 2013 KUWTK episode, Khloé was trying to find ways to hide an embarrassing case of camel toe. Declaring her motto to be “CTC”—“Cover the camel,” Khloé admitted to viewers, “I have a big v*****. I can't control it.”

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That Takes Balls: On KUWTK, Khloé commented to her golf enthusiast stepfather, Bruce Jenner, “I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.”

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Big Mama: Khloé made fun of her mom Kris’ footsteps when she arrived to meet the girls on a KUWTK episode: “I hear the pitter-patter of a dinosaur.”

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Older And Bolder: Khloé and her sisters tried to hook up their grandma Mary Jo Shannon with a man on their 2013 reality show season. They signed up their grandma on seniormatch.com and interviewed a few men they thought would be appropriate. "Hopefully we can find MJ a little boy toy," Khloé laughed.

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Fiance Follies: Khloé told her sister Kim’s fiancé Kris Humphries before the infamous marriage that didn’t last, “Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein. You just need little bolts right here.” Then she pointed to her neck!

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Plastic Is Fantastic!: Khloé told Kris on camera bluntly after her facelift, “Your neck doesn’t look like leather anymore!”

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Breakup Battle: The outrageous reality TV sister initially didn’t take it well when her mom and husband Bruce Jenner announced they were separating. When Khloé questioned the arrangement of them living separately, Kris raised her voice, saying neither she nor Bruce was happy. "Don't f***ing yell at me!" Khloé told her. "Don't f*** with me, because I'm the wrong one."

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Scatological Sister: Always up for a dirty comparison, Khloé commented to mom Kris about her new short ‘do on the show, “Your hair is like shorter than a vagina’s bush!”

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Foodie Fantasy: While parrying with sisters Kim and Kourtney on KUWTK about putting food up their a**es, Khloé suggested, “A hot dog… I bet your ass will suck the hot dog so fast…A pickle!... Pickled ass? Let’s try it.”

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Running Rings Around Khloé: Season 6 of KUWTK featured Kim breaking out in a rash supposedly caused by the paparazzi—and Khloé fearing that it was ringworm. When Kim forced Khloé to touch her rash, Khloé screamed, “F*ck my anal cavity!”

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Seeing Red: Khloé can always be counted on to share her eccentric views. She bizarrely said of women’s time of the month: "Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you."

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Message To Lamar?: Khloé seemed to be giving a warning to estranged husband Lamar Odom in a wacky 2013 Instagram post. She captioned a gorgeous photo of herself with hot pink lips and tousled hair, “Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul. Eventually her soul will reflect and beauty you will possess.”

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Oh, Lord!: The smartass Kardashian sister has never been shy about verbally attacking the men in the family. “He's a douche lord, so I hit him,” Khloé said on the show of Kourtney’s baby daddy Scott Disick, who famously bought a Lord title in England.

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The Birds And The Bees: Bruce Jenner made the mistake in season 6 of consulting his stepdaughter Khloé on whether her kid sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner were sexually active. Viewers cringed as, before approaching the girls, Khloé asked Jenner, “What if they know how to queef on command?” As in, a vagina fart!

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Not A Nip Slip: Khloé admitted to an interviewer that when she hosted The X Factor, her sheer top was no accident. “I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples— perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life,” she said.

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Talking Loose About Bruce: TV’s famous reality dad has dramatically changed his looks and Khloé has just cut to the chase. “Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?” she asked her stepdad.

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Whore’s A Bore: Khloé asked one of her sisters, "Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life?"

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Bold Bachelorette: When Khloé delivered the speech at Kim’s bachelorette party, she didn’t disappoint, saying, “Hi guys! Shake your t*ts! Oh yeah, they jiggle baby!”

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Khloé’s So Karing: The wacky Kardashian sister’s reaction to Kim’s pregnancy (she later gave birth to her daughter, North, by Kanye West) was far from warm and fuzzy. “A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big,” Khloé smirked as she hugged Kim and spanked her!

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Khloé Gets Real: During KUWTK’s long run, Khloé has become the most relatable of the sisters because of her self-deprecating humor. “My fat f*cking a** ripped the dress,” she sighed to the cameras in one scene.

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Khloé Gets Real: During KUWTK’s long run, Khloé has become the most relatable of the sisters because of her self-deprecating humor. “My fat f*cking a** ripped the dress,” she sighed to the cameras in one scene.

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