2014: Black gown? Blue gown? Pink gown? Sandra Bullock made the mistake of going with all three with this color-blocked monstrosity.

2013: Connect the dots! Tina Fey’s fashion sense can sometimes be spotty. She decided to go with this busy L’Wren Scott dress last year.

2012: Was the Tin Man up for an award? No, that was just Lea Michelle wearing a terrible cutout silver dress.

2012: Sarah Michelle Gellar revealed that her young daughter Charlotte picked out the material for this blue and white gown. Perhaps Gellar might want to get a second opinion form her son next time.

2011: Helena Bonham Carter’s clothes were as wacky as ever when she donned a multi-colored dress for the red carpet. But she didn’t stop there! She got all Punky Brewster with her two different colored shoes.

2010: Christina Hendricks loves ruffles — lots and lots of ruffles.

2009: Ahoy! Marissa Tomei should have been forced to walk the plank when she went for this frilly pirate top.

2007: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen looked like they were playing dress up for those antique photos from the county fair. Maybe these looks — and not the writer’s strike — was the real reason the Golden Globes was canceled the following year.

2006: Gwyneth Paltrow’s body language says everything you need to know about this fashion flop.

2005: This lacy black curtain draped over some sort of tube top made Diane Kruger the fashion fail of the Golden Globes ten years ago.

2004: Diane Keaton snubbed that rule to never wear white in winter. And this is what happened.

2003: Lara Flynn Boyle danced her way to style infamy when she apparently took a wrong turn on the way to the ballet studio.

2003: Sarah Jessica Parker channeled an earlier version of Madonna in this ill-advised black bodice pantsuit.

2002: A picture is worth a thousand words, and in Cate Blanchett’s case none of them are good.

2002: Cameron Diaz donned a business lady blazer on top and a fun summery dress on the bottom. Maybe she didn’t get the memo that she was at one of the year’s glitziest events?

2001: Debra Messing deserves to be behind bars for wearing this striped dress.

2000: Halle Berry’s dress looks more like a crime scene than a designer dress.

1999: Gwyneth Paltrow would later become infamous for her poor-fitting pink Prada Oscar dress, so it’s probably a good thing that she got used to haute humiliation with this black and gold gown.

1990: Hi, Julia Roberts? Your giant man called, and he wants his suit back.