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Chelsea Handler’s 16 Greatest Late Night Disses And Feuds

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Dec. 9 2014, Updated 1:54 p.m. ET

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For the past seven years, funny lady Chelsea Handler has amused fans with her celebrity feuds both on and off her late night E! talk show, and as she prepares to leave Chelsea Lately in August, here’s Radar’s guide to Handler’s top 16 disses.

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Chelsea Handler’s 16 Greatest Late Night Disses And Feuds

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For the past seven years, funny lady Chelsea Handler has amused fans with her celebrity feuds both on and off her late night E! talk show, and as she prepares to leave Chelsea Lately in August, here’s Radar’s guide to Handler’s top 16 disses.

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Chelsea vs. Angelina Jolie: The talk show hostess is Jennifer Aniston’s BFF — and she’s proven her loyalty by blasting the woman who stole Aniston's husband. Handler ranted of Jolie, who is raising six both biological and adopted kids with Brad Pitt, “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. She’s a homewrecker.” During her New Jersey standup performance, Handler added Jolie doesn’t have a lot of female friends “cause you’re a f**king c**t…you’re a f**king b**ch.” On 2014 Oscar night, Handler also offended many by tweeting that Jolie was filing adoption papers for Lupita Nyong’o!

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Joan Rivers

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Chelsea vs. Joan Rivers: The feud between the comedians supposedly began with an awkward exchange at an E! event. Handler told Howard Stern, “Joan Rivers? What the f**k do I care about Joan Rivers? I don’t think about her ever.” Veteran funnywoman and E! Fashion Police host Rivers, 80, fired back on Stern’s show, claiming Handler got her E! gig through her former boyfriend, network honcho Ted Harbert: “The girl made it on her back f**king the president, we all know that, of the network…she’s ordinary. She’s not a genius.”

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Chelsea vs. Nick Cannon: Handler struck a nerve with Cannon by joking that his wife Mariah Carey looked like she could be his mother and then saying, “I just heard Nick Cannon is starting a comedy tour. Who’s going to do the comedy?” Cannon retaliated via Twitter, calling Handler “ugly white trash” and pointing out, “Everyone knows @chelseahandler had sex with the head of E! for her show…She Looks like she got hit in the face with a hot bag of nickels!”

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Kris Jenner

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Chelsea vs. Kris Jenner: Star magazine reported that Handler wasn’t pleased with the 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' momager. Sources said the two women attended the same party at the home of an E! executive and Jenner was loudly chastising President Barack Obama for saying her daughter, Kim Kardashian, was getting too much attention. After overhearing Jenner say it was “completely unpresidential for the leader of the free world to publicly trash Kim,” Handler reportedly “came right over to Kris and told her to shut her f**king pie hole,” Star’s source said. The talk show hostess, however, has denied the story.

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Chelsea vs. Perez Hilton: Handler got into a nasty exchange with the gossip blogger after she hosted the 2010 VMAs. Hilton harshly criticized Handler’s job as host, saying she “really didn’t pull it off…For the most part, we were bored and just hoping she would shut the hell up so we could hear more music.” Handler responded via Twitter, “oh, f–k off. I had a blast and the show awesome last night. Bomb? Your life is a bomb.”

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Chelsea vs. Matt Lauer: Handler made a joke about Lauer after his co-star Al Roker revealed that he had once pooped in his pants at the White House. "This isn't the first time a Today show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject," she joked on Chelsea Lately. "For years it was common knowledge that Matt Lauer spent every morning sh***ing all over Ann Curry." Lauer's former Today co-host Curry was fired in 2012 as reports flew he was behind her ouster. But later, Handler appeared on 'Today' with Lauer and buried the hatchet, telling him, "I was just making fun of you…it got carried away."

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Chelsea vs. Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb: In 2012, Handler got into hot water after cancelling right before her scheduled appearance on 'Today' show’s fourth hour with Gifford and Kotb. But she found the time to show up later that day on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, saying she had bumped her eye on the shower door. Yet, her rep said Handler actually had been recovering from food poisoning! Handler finally apologized to Gifford and Kotb on her show and admitted, “I lied…about why I didn’t show up…I’m very professional usually, but I just couldn’t make it.” The 'Today' duo accepted her apology.

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Taylor Swift and Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea vs. Taylor Swift: On a 2013 'Watch What Happens Live' appearance, Handler accused the country cutie of losing boyfriends because she won’t put out! “My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, ‘I'm not gonna do it.' And they're like, ‘Forget it. Then I don't want to date you.’“ Handler mocked the singer whose boyfriends have included Harry Styles and John Mayer: “She's never going to get devirginized, ever, ever, ever, ever."

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Chelsea vs. Brandi Glanville and the Real Housewives: 'RHOBH' star Brandi Glanville claimed a feud with Handler, saying, “I made out with Chelsea's lesbian friend and her assistant and her brother, so she hates me … Chelsea, suck it!” While Handler hasn’t responded directly, she HAS banned any Housewives from appearing on Chelsea Lately. “I'm not interested in anything they have to say,” she said at a Hollywood event. She has also commented, “Women shouldn't be making money off of the fact that they have fake boobs, a fake vagina, fake whatever.”

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Chelsea vs. Teen Mom: Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout, step aside! Handler can’t stand the series of 'Teen Mom' shows. “Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you’re a teenager?” the talk show queen has marveled to the New York Times. “Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.”

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Tori Spelling

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Chelsea vs. Tori Spelling: The former 'Beverly Hills 90210' star has been a target of Handler’s for ages. Spelling took the ribbing with good grace, prompting Handler to joke, “I’m going to try my hardest not to tell her she looks like a man anymore. It’s not nice. Even if it’s true, it’s not nice.”

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Chelsea vs. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: Handler, not a huge fan of reality TV stars, won’t have the former 'Hills' couple on her show. Instead, she pokes fun at them, airing Montag’s beach-themed music video and saying, “While I was watching this I was hoping a giant jellyfish would leap out of the ocean and sting one of her big, fake boobies.”

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Chelsea vs. Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee: The tattooed mistress of Sandra Bullock’s love rat former husband, Jesse James, was dissed by Handler for thinking the actress and James were “separated” at the time she had sex with him. On her blog, the comedienne wrote, “I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face.” McGee responded on Facebook, slamming 39-year-old Handler’s “old clothes” and “saggy boobies.”

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Kirstie Alley

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Chelsea vs. Kirstie Alley: Handler is no fan of 'Dancing with the Stars' — or Kirstie Alley, who has appeared on the ABC dance competition twice. Handler told Joy Behar, “I can’t even watch it,” but added wickedly of the actress with the ongoing weight problem, “I mean, obviously I had to watch when Kirstie Alley was on because I had to see what was going to happen to the floor.”

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John Mayer and Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea vs. John Mayer: The 'Chelsea Lately' host has told fans about pop star John Mayer, “I liked his singing, and then he ruined it with talking.” She also called him a “d**chebag.” Baffled, Mayer wrote on Twitter, “I’m trying to figure out why Chelsea Handler has such seething hatred for me. I must remind her of someone she knows and doesn’t like.”

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Chelsea vs. Ashley Olsen: Handler unleashed a weight quip against twig-thin Ashley Olsen when she was dating cyclist Lance Armstrong, known for his Livestrong cancer charity. “It must be pretty serious, because he gave her one of his Livestrong bracelets, which she’s using as a belt,” the talk show hostess joked.

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