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Hollywood's Worst Lovers! Big Egos Don't Make Up For These A-List Hunks' Small Packages

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Jun. 2 2014, Published 7:04 a.m. ET

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Some of Hollywood’s hottest hunks may have huge egos, but those egos are making up for something much smaller: their tiny packages. From Ashton Kutcher to Usher and Nick Lachey, these are the celebrity men who don’t really have bragging rights when it becomes to their below-the-belt assets.

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Ashton Kutcher

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Ashton Kutcher

Brittany Murphy was trying to be funny in 2008 when she made a sly comment about her ex-boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher, and his marriage to Demi Moore. She told David Letterman, "I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn't matter and to her that size doesn't matter.

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Eminem

Eminem's ex-wife Kim Mathers slammed the rapper in 2007, claiming he was "not very well-endowed." She added, If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

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Nick Cannon

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Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey may like Nick Cannon's private parts, but his ex Selita Ebanks described his package as just "eh!"

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Danny Bonaduce

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Danny Bonaduce, who starred in The Partridge Family growing up, showed off his smaller man parts on stage in 2007 at the Erotic Ball in San Francisco.

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Nick Lachey

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Nick Lachey's ex-wife Jessica Simpson reportedly dissed Lachey after they split, saying, "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much. I faked the whole thing. I really felt sorry for him; I still loved him though."

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Enrique Iglesias

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Enrique Iglesias wasn't afraid to admit his imperfections when he said during an interview on Australian TV, "I have the smallest penis in the world." In 2005, he also joked with Houston Press about needing small condoms. "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms," he said. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people — you know, from experience.

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Jon Gosselin

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Jon Gosselin

Kate Gosselin wasn't the only woman to hate on her ex-husband, Jon Gosselin. "He was so small, I didn't think he would cheat on me," his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman said in 2009 after they broke up. He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true.

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Howard Stern

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Howard Stern jokes about everyone else's sexuality, but didn't sound like he was messing around when he told Rolling Stone: "No guy will ever admit to having a small penis. I just went on the record. I might be one of the smallest guys in the world."

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Johnny Knoxville

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Johnny Knoxville

"I have a penis like an egg in a nest," the Jackass star said in an interview with Rolling Stone. "It looks like a light switch. Seriously."

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Jude Law

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Jude Law

Pictures of Jude Law in swim shorts in 2005 caused a riot when it seemed like he was having shrinkage issues. One publicist said, "He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure."

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Shia Labeouf

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Shia LaBeauf was trying to tell Playboy about losing his virginity, but ended up sharing a little bit more. "I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie," he said. "It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed and clearly this wasn't the move."

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Colin Farell

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Collin Farrell

"Let me tell you, it ain't nothing to f**king write home about!" Collin Farrell has said about his package.

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Ben Affleck

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Ben Affleck

Clark Duncan bashed his Armageddon costar Ben Affleck's size when he said, "Don't get me wrong, ladies, Ben is cool, but I've seen the guy naked and c'mon, man! I was not impressed at all."

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Allen Iverson

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Allen Iverson

The retired NBA player’s package has been described as small and ashy according to Bossip.com.

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Young Jeezy

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Young Jeezy

Rumor has it that the rapper doesn't have much to be proud of below the belt.

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Usher

Author Karrine Steffans described her intimate encounter with Usher: "This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. I'd f**k Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher again."

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Eminem

Eminem's ex-wife Kim Mathers slammed the rapper in 2007, claiming he was not very well-endowed. She added, “If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”

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