The Sexiest -- And The Sloppiest -- Woman Alive In The Best And Worst

Minka Kelly celebrated her Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive status at the Gansevoort Park Avenue Hotel in NYC on Wednesday night, filling the role flawlessly in sexy style. The Friday Night Lights babe showed off her fab figure in an olive green Yigal Azrouel dress and black peep-toe heels, for a simply chic look.

Meanwhile, in Los Angeles---Courtney Love looked like she crawled out of a Hole at the amfAR Inspiration Gala.  Though her gold-toned dress was gorgeous, it definitely could have used a good steam, the same way her hair could have used a wash!

Kylie Minogue was also at the swanky charity event at the Chateau Marmont, daring to wear an uber mini Emanuel Ungaro lace number, which showed off her superior stems. Dita Von Teese dazzled as well, wearing a floorlength lace gown paired perfectly with her iconic red lips.

Rihanna hit the bookstore circuit in NYC, wearing a Jean Paul Gaultier dress, which looked like something from the Casual Corner at the local mall, while Paris Hilton was dressed in a Jersey Shore style sweatshirt for a day of errands in Los Angeles.