We feel your pain. At least the Best Supporting Actor and Best Actor Nominees get a fabulous gift basket, as do the male hosts of TV Magazine shows like ET and Access Hollywood.
The Oscar gift basket contains some pricey items too, like The Dalmore 1263 King Alexander III single malt scotch from Richard Paterson, Master Distiller of the Dalmore ($250! ) along with The Patargas Master Series Majestuos Cigars and hundreds of dollars of men's skincare products from Mario Badescu.
We're just saying it's a great consolation prize!